Hot for Teacher Turned Pornstar
Did you watch the movie Varsity
Blues? Pretty good movie about a high school football team. There's a scene
that I vividly remember. The night before one of their football games,
the guys decided to party at a strip club. The song 'Hot For Teacher" by
Van Halen began to play (how appropriate and one of the coolest songs by
Van Halen! - if you want to read the lyrics they are included below). Anyway,
out trots one of their teachers. I mean she is real hot and top heavy too!
She was really surprised to see them there but she continued to dance and
strip. The guys left the place the next morning drunk and well, they played
like shit the next day and lost the football game.
What does this short story
have to do with my blog? Well pornstar Jessica Jaymes also was a stripper
at a club across the street from the Montessori school where she taught
at but the audience visiting were the dads of the school kids! Not quite
as interesting as the Varsity Blues situation, but worth mentioning. You
can read more about Jessica Jaymes here.
Words to Hot For Teacher
by Van Halen
Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's
gonna look like this year?
Fuck man!
Uh!
Oh yeah!
T-T-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown
fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me
after school
I think of all the education
that I've missed
But then my homework was
never quite like this!
Ow! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!
Hey, I heard you missed us
We're back! (Hey!)
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write
on, man!
Whoa
Uh!
Ooo-oo-ooo
I heard about your lessons
but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this
school
Little girl from Cherry
Lawn
How can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden
rule?
I think of all the education
that I've missed
But then my homework was
never quite like this!
Whoa! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!
Oh man, I think the clock
is slow
(What are you doin' this
weekend?) I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed!
Ooh-yeah!
I've got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
etc...
Posted on: Friday
August 25, 2006
