Archive for March, 2008

Female Celebrity Shoplifters

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

What’s the deal with all these celebrity shoplifters? It’s not like they don’t have the money to pay for what they are stealing! Maybe they are under a lot of stress or they just have the adrenaline urge. First there was Winona Ryder. We all remember that one. Her story was all over the news. In February of 2008 Chinese celebrity, Bai Ling, was caught shoplifting.  I didn’t hear much about that incident in the news. I figure that Bai Ling should know better than to steal considering she played a lawyer in the film Red Corner which btw, was an excellent film! I guess the upside of this is that Bai Ling should be grateful that she stole or got caught stealing in the US and not in China where she probably would gotten one of her pretty hands chopped off!

These are just two of the celebrity shoplifters caught stealing. There are probably more, but I cannot recall any others. Notice too, they are all female. I guess when you got the urge to shop, anyway will do!

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Blow-up Celebrity Love Dolls

Monday, March 17th, 2008

We all know about all the celebrity sex tapes that have appeared on the Internet, but there are also parody blow-up love dolls for sale on the Internet. Basically here’s how it works. The company Pipe Dream looks for a celebrity look-a-like and creates a blow-up doll in her image. A few of their blow-up dolls include: J-Ho, Dirty Christina, Jessica Sin, Lindsay Fully Loaded. You can easily guess which celebrity these blow-up love dolls are named after.

So what’s next? Real celebrity love dolls (not look-a-likes posing as celebrities) or better still, celebrity holograms that you can interact with sexually! Wouldn’t you love to one day tell a computer to create a naked celebrity of your choosing and for your own personal pleasure? A naked Jessica Alba would be only a voice command away for you!

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Ashley Dupre - Kristen the Call Girl

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Have you wondered who leaked out the name of the call girl in the Eliot Spitzer call girl saga? Maybe it was the escort agency, but I doubt it since I don’t feel they really want or desire for this type of publicity. Maybe it was one of the hotel employees in return for some cash. This is very likely since it would be hard to pass up on some cash for a name given anonymously. It could also be the call girl herself, Ashley Dupre aka Kristen, because she would have a lot to gain financially by having her name exposed to the world. Already she has had offers from leading porn publications and even a $1 million dollar offer from Kick Ass Pictures to appear in a porn video called Spitzer Swallows - An Oral History of Guv Love, which would re-enact services that she allegedly performed for the Governor! Regardless of who leaked her name to the media, if Ashley takes any of these offers, she will be one very weathly and famous woman!

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Horat

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

You’ve probably watched the movie Borat,  now you can follow Horat as he leaves his homeland and travels to America to learn more about American sex culture! Let me assure you that you won’t see Horat rolling around naked with a hairy naked fat guy in this one! Check out these video scenes to get a glimpse of what Horat learns about sex in the wild West.

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